What?  You wanna be an Itchy Butt dancer? This is actual footage of one of our fans doin' the Itchy Butt Dance.   If you would like instructions on how to properly perform the Itchy Butt Dance, please speak with any band member directly after a show.  Your consultation might be held in privacy. It might not. 

*Disclaimer*

A Waiver will need to be signed allowing video footage of you doin the Itchy Butt Dance to be published and distributed freely.  Any injury sustained while doin the Itchy Butt Dance is completely your own responsibility and the Itch, nor it's affiliates can be held liable in any way.  The Itchy Butt Dance as seen here in this footage was performed by a professional, please do not attempt this at home without proper medical clearance from your doctor.